Pilot

When Kyle sees Max and Liz in the band room and asks what they are doing: Oh right. Right okay, Biology. All right, I was leavin' anyway.



The Morning After

When Kyle sees Max and Liz in the Jeep outside Michael�s house: Why are you whispering? Liz, what were you doing down there?



Monsters

Topolsky asked him which child in the picture he identified with: King of the jungle gym.

When told his career profile indicated a career in law enforcement: Law enforcement? This is a joke right?



Leaving Normal

Talking to Liz: Well, ok, for your information, "Massacre at Sunset Village" is a modern day classic. And the serial killer hones in on this retirement community so it's got something for your grandmother.

To his dad: Just girl troubles...nothing you'd understand. Why am I talking to you about this? I'm like deranged.



Missing

To Liz: You know the best part about being broken up, Liz? I don't have to try anymore.

To Max: I'm on to you, Evans.



285 South

When he was doing the Biography assignment with Max, and asked what his favorite TV show was: America's Most Wanted. I watch it with my dad. All right, all right, let's get to the good ones. Ooh, uh...what's the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Talking to Max and Liz: I'm glad you came over, too, 'cause i was hoping that we could skip on down to question number 8. Have you ever been in love? Hmm? How 'bout it, Evans?

Talking to Max and Liz: Trouble in paradise? So soon?



River Dog

Talking to Liz about following her and Max to Texas: Miss Texas.

Talking to Liz about what she and Max were doing in Texas: Just gimme a hint. Is it drugs? You part of some cult, or is it just about sex?

In response to Liz asking Kyle not to tell anyone about their trip to Texas: Not until I have something on him that will destroy him.



Blood Brothers

Kyle talking to Alex: You know what hurts the most? It's that she sent the B-team. I mean, you. Not even Maria. Tell you what, Alex. I'm gonna send you back to headquarters with a little message. You can tell Liz that i'm tired of being lied to. She's not the girl I thought she was, and she's turned into some kind of...

Kyle talking to Alex: Oh, you're good. That whole simpatico tactic. Sorry, but this fish won't swallow that bait. You really think I'm gonna believe that Liz didn't let you in on her little secret? I'm not that stupid.



The Toy House

Kyle talking to Liz about why she brought him the pie: The pie, the study notes. It's guilt. You feel responsible for my ankle.

Kyle talking to Liz about their breakup: I'm only gonna be out 2 weeks. I just said that to prove a point. Anyway, about...what happened with us...I just wanted to say, you...you were pretty straight with me. And you...you told me it was over, and...and...and I, I didn't listen. I didn't let it go.

I don't know. I, I was, like...I was just laying there for like 2 days, and it gave me some time to think. And then there was this whole thing on Sally Jessie. You know, "ex-es on a rampage," and it just...it gave me some perspective, so...but anyway, I just...I think it would be great if...you know, if we could, you know, maybe we could be friends.

I was hoping for something high in both fat and cholesterol and lacking in any inherent nutritional value.



Into The Woods

Talking to his dad: You mean fathers' weekend, Dad? The only 2 days in a row we spend together all year?

It's an emergency. Well, come on, you can tell me. I'm family, right? Is it the big invasion?



The Convention

No Kyle in this episode! *sob*



Blind Date

Talking to Max about them both breaking up with Liz: Evans. I know your pain, man.

Whoa, she really did a number on you, didn't she? But I've come to realize that's her pattern. Her M.O. She's a man-eater. And I pity the fool that radio station fixes her up with, because...she's gonna fall in love, and then the hunger begins all over again. See ya.

To Max when they are watching Liz on her blind date: Love is in the air...can you smell it?

To Max when he is looking for him after their drunken race: Evans! I know you're somewhere. You weren't that far ahead of me. Here Maxie, Maxie, Maxie!

To Max, talking about Liz: We're a couple of big, fat losers, Evans. Well, in case you haven't noticed, we're here in the gutter while she's off smooching with dog boy.

To Max when he said they would get Liz back: Well, how do we split her up, exactly? Every other week? Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, alternate Saturdays?

To Max after he painted M.E. + L.P. on her wall: Girls always like that meaningful stuff. I suck at that.

To Max when they are in Liz�s room: Well, look where we are. Liz's bedroom. It's Mecca. Top drawer. Always lingerie. Dare I? The secrets of femininity, so close. Who knows what I may discover?

To Doug Shellow when he is trying to keep him away from Max and Liz: This is none of your business, Shallow. And you're looking at 160 pounds of varsity greco-roman wrestler who's gonna keep it that way. I said sit down, dogboy.

His response to being introduced as one of Liz�s ex�s at the blind date party: Hey, I'm just happy to be nominated...and I think I'm gonna puke.



Four-Square

To Liz when she mentions Tess: Man, what a knockout, huh? Can't beat a blonde. Oh, sorry.

To Liz when she tries to warn him about Tess: What is this, a jealousy thing? Oh, ok...so it's just an everybody-deserves-to-be-happy-except-Kyle thing. So it would really bother you if I spent a lot of time with Tess--say, like we happened to have a study date later tonight or something?

But just in case you're right, what about the library, hmmm? Think we'll be safe there?

To Tess when she takes him to the back of the library: Ancient languages? What does this have to do with our English assignment? Well, what do you say we start speaking the most ancient language known to man?



Destiny

To Max when he punches the FBI agent: What are you doing? He's an FBI Agent. Look, if anything happens to my father because of you, I swear to God, I will kill you myself.