Droolers Anonymous 12-Steps

unBEHRablycute thoughtfully provided the following 12 step program to help
all Dreamers deal with SH Dreamgirl Haxe.

D.A. 12 Steps

Step 1: "We admitted we were powerless over Max/Liz 'shipping and Jason in particular - that our lives had become unmanageable."

Step 2: "Came to believe that a Power Source greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity (and a very humdrum, boring existence)."

Step 3: "Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Jason/Max as we understood him."

Step 4: "Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves (how boring is that?) and the DDD."

Step 5: "Admitted to Jason/Max, to ourselves and to another dreamer the exact nature of our Dreamer Haxe."

Step 6: "Were entirely ready to have Jason/Max heal all these defects of character and any strawBEHRry marks at the touch of his hand, should we be so lucky to experience HPs with him."

Step 7: "Humbly asked Jason/Max to remove our shortcomings and our clothes during HPs."

Step 8: "Made a list of all persons (e.g., the actors, the characters, Roshubbys, Rosboyfriends, Roschildren and other family members, friends and acquaintances) we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all."

Step 9: "Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, exept when to do so would injure them or others or prohibit HPs with Jason/Max."

Step 10: "Continued to make personal inventory and when we experienced Dreamer's Haxe promptly admitted it."

Step 11: "Sought through prayer, meditation, repeated viewing of coveted Roswell episodes and continued sharing with fellow dreamers to improve our conscious contact with Jason/Max as we understood him, praying only for knowledge of his will and desire for us and the power to carry that out."

Step 12: "Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps and HPs with Jason/Max, we tried to carry this message to dreamers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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