Roswell - Why did the chicken cross the road?
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These are the classic 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' joke but given a Roswell twist. These are the answers that the characters might have given. Why did the chicken cross the road? - Liz Parker: Who cares why it crossed? I saw into its soul. - Michael Guerin: Because it was on the run from the FBI!! Or maybe it just loved the other chicken too much. - Maria Deluca: Because there has to be something better out there for the chicken than Roswell, NM. - Isabel Evans: Because there was a sale on Prada shoes and Gucci handbags on the other side - Alex Whitman: It doesn't matter. I know the chicken has to do it and it has to do it alone. But I'll be there for it when it needs me. - Tess Harding: Because it was the chicken's destiny! - Kyle Valanti: Because the chicken is a wussy! But I'm on to it. And even if I have to follow that chicken across state lines in the middle of the night, I'll find it sooner or later. - Sheriff Valenti: Because it was looking for some pie. Arrive Fried! - Amy Deluca: I don't care why it crosses the road just so long as it crosses the road! I have half my annual revenue tied up in this thing! - Jeff Parker: Because it didn't want to take me on its annual camping trip anymore - Nancy Parker: It crossed the road? *Sigh* It didn't tell me it was going to do that. The chicken and I used to be close, but it never confides in me anymore - Philip Evans: Because it didn't like playing Monopoly by my rules - Diane Evans: What is the chicken so afraid of? Why is it hiding something from me? Why can it just tell me its secret? - Kathleen Topolsky: Because it learned things and saw things that no one would believe, and now its life is in danger! But if I bring the chicken the other communicator orb, if I risk my life for the chicken . . . maybe it will take me with it when its people come to get it - Agent Pierce: Just tell me which way the chicken went, and no one will get hurt. And when I find it, I will take that chicken apart piece by piece, and make sure that it stays conscious enough to feel every second of it - Milton: Because it was going to wander around the woods with a metal detector, looking for space ships - Nasedo: All I have to say is, if I have to kill the chicken I will in order to protect the others - River Dog: Beware the chicken. It can pull you in if you are not careful - Eddie: Because you broke the chicken's trust and now it's really mad - Doug Shellow: Because it was tired of being chased by a radio station DJ all night long |
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