3 Musketeers - Liz, Maria and Alex A.S.S. - The Alien Support Society. Our name for Liz, Maria, Alex and Kyle Bad Hair - Michael Bangs - Diane Evans BF - Brendan Fehr BHAEBSOT or BAEBSOT - Black Hole that Ate Everything Between Seasons One and Two BHAEBSTAT or BAEBSTAT - Black Hole that Ate Everything Between Seasons Two And Three Bob - Max's Jeep (see "TOOB") BOT - See LizBot CHADs - Continuity Holes and Annoying Discrepancies. The term chad refers to the circular paper remains created when punching holes in a ballet. They were made famous in the election of 2000 when the recount in Florida took a ridiculas turn to discussions of hanging chads. CHADDs - Continuity Holes and Annoying Discrepancy Discussers, Investigators and discussors of plotholes and continuity issues on Roswell Crashdown - The restaurant Liz's parents own. The gang can often be found hanging out there. Edsedo - Another Name for Nasedo EMHB - Evil Mindwarping Hose Beast - another name for Tess, a sarcastic shorthand for any "Tess is evil" scenario Genie - an early name for Maria's Jetta. Comes from Maria singing "Genie in a Bottle" while driving. Gerbil - Tess HARHAGG - Hopefully Advocating the Return of Helpful Alien Good Guys. Same as above, but for the Lareks of the Roswellian world. Holo-mom - Max and Isabel's biological alien mother, seen in "Destiny" IKAAC - I Know An Alien Club JB- Jason Behr JF- Jonathon Frakes JK - Jason Katims KH- Katherine Heigl LTLB - Lament The Lost Brilliance, shorthand for any theory lost to the F4F demons, evil hackers, or pure poster laziness. LizBot - a derogatory term for Liz LORSWAH - Landscape of Roswell Shifts We Assume Happened Maj- Majandra Delfino Maxcedo - another name for Nasedo when he was posing as Max MIAA - Max the Irredeemable Alien Ass Momogram - see "Holomom" NM4 - New Mexico Four (aka Pod Squad) NY4 - New York Four (aka the Dupes) P-PGUN - the other four planets aligned with Planet SAWN. Stands for Planets -- Please Give Us Names P-STUN - the other four planets aligned with Planet SAWN. Stands for Planets -- Still Thankfully UnNamed! Pecs - another term for Max Pepsi - Maria Planet of Mental Midgets (POMM) - A catchall theory to explain why no alien has so far acted with anything approaching common sense, and why all the grand alien schemes seem to be riddled with giant holes. Planet SAWN - Planet Still Annoying even With a Name, usually shortened to P-SAWN or PSAWN. Formerly "Planet Still Annoyingly Without a Name." Pod Squad - Max, Michael, Isabel, and Tess Podsters - another name for the Pod Squad Porno � Sheriff Valenti PSWAN - Planet Still Without a Name - the planet the pods squad is from R4 - Roswell Four (aka Pod Squad) Roswellain - any fan of Roswell or the founder of the CHADS ROSTWAH - Roswell Off Screen Thing We Assume Happened Scruffy - Maria's music writing friend Billy SHFKAM � Skanky Ho Formerly Known As Maria Slackjaw - Mr Parker Spoilers - advance rumors and news about plot developments on the show. Not everyone wants to know about them, hence the need to be discreet when discussing them SpoT - Spawn of Tess - derogatory term for Max and Tess's son (see "Sweetpea" and "Ximak") SS Randy - (aka the make-out mobile) Max's Convertible SAWNians - The inhabitants of Planet SAWN. SWAAVI - Stop Whacking All Alien Villains Immediately. It's a little lobby that some of us have formed to keep our favorite bad guys around for more than one episode -- both because we like them and because they should be useful information resources. Not that anyone on this show would know recognize a valuable source of information if it used an overhead projector and bullet points, but still . . . Sweetpea - a more friendly name for Max and Tess's son Tex - term for Max and Tess's son The Monolopy Nazi (MN) - Mr Evans The Parking Lot - Where any CHADD with a far out or wacky theory is sent to chill out for a while at the ongoing tailgate party. Why the parking lot? Because someone once had a theory that was out in left field, and as the ideas grew zanier, they eventually were forced out of the stadium, into the parking lot. Tic-Tac - the shapeshifter who ate mints after he shape shifted. Often referred to as "tic-tac" when people discuss whether he is the same person as Nasedo TPTB - The Powers That Be (the writers, directors and producers, the WB, Fox, Katims, UPN, etc.) TPTS - The Powers That Suck (the writers, directors and producers,the WB, Fox, Katims, etc.) Twilo - The name given to the pod squad's planet by the CHADDS before it was named on the show (it was taken from the Dick Van Dyke show) Ximak - another name for Max and Tess's son, mostly used by Rebels (see "SpoT" and "Sweetpea") Zombie - another name for Max

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