This is a Roswell version of the word game Mad Libs.
The numbered ones were orig hosted on a site called 'The Eraser Room' (no connection with the Roswell Fanfic board of the same name). It closed a while ago, but I was able to save the stories, and recreated the games with the help of a site called - Mad Takes (where you can play or create your own Madlibs).
How to play -
Just fill out the form with any words that come to mind, and then click to get your story. If you are unfamiliar with Madlibs, they will be funnier the more outrageous your answers.
You can only do one RosLib at a time, and be sure to save your results if you want them.
This doesn't seem to work with the Safari browser, so use IE, Firefox, or Chrome.
If any of your Ros-libs come out really funny, send them in and I will post them here at the bottom of the page.
Funny Madlib Excerpts
Here are some excerpts from Ros-libs that came out funny -
"You can`t think I`d come all the way here, after you gathered us all together and raved at us like a Burned Chair, if I didn`t trust you."
"You always have to be the King Nun."
"Where`s the Lamp, Max?" Valenti asked him, his eyebrow Leaping.
"I`m not doing anything, Sherrif," he replied defensively, looking guilty as a Thermostat.
"Isabel, wasn`t it you who said we were all acting like Clocks who couldn`t trust their own right Eye?"
A stark wind blew a Shredder past her, and she watched as it bounced carefully over the symbols surrounding her.
"Isabel, this is Maria. And if you think you came to your Warped dream world to conceive some alien baby with my boyfriend, you`ve got another Racoon coming. You may be able to flip that long, Blinking hair of yours around and shake your Elbows at him, but I`ve got enough lip gloss to last me awhile, and I`m not afraid to use it."
Max Hopped into the Crashdown sneezing. "Listen everyone," he Licked Hourly. "We have a Small Flag!"
Liz rolled her nose. "You are so purple," she said.
Alex came forward, his hat Grabbing. "What is going on?" he Sliced.
Max looked around Stingingly. "I just saw a Brown, Metal, Scratching Post," he said. "It was Painting and Singing just outside the school."
Michael Threw his head. "What does it mean?" he asked Later.
"This is bad," Maria said. "What if someone is trying to leave us a Magnetic sign?" she said. 'It could be Icy and stainless-steel."
Just then the door Minced open and in oozed a rancid lampost.
Reposts of the stories so you can plauy them manually. I put underscores ___ in the story where the words should go.
Michael and Isabel keep a secret
Max ___ into the Crashdown, ___ looking for Liz. He noticed, far too late, that Sherrif Valenti was the occupant of the booth closest to the door, and was now looking at him ___.
"Where`s the ___, Max?" Valenti asked him, his eyebrow ___.
"I`m not doing anything, Sherrif," he replied defensively, looking guilty as a ___. "Just looking for my ___ girlfriend, Liz."
"Gee, I thought you were seeing Tess nowadays. She sure is ___."
Max chose not to reply, only to stand ___, the sunlight from the window behind him backlighting him heroically (surprise surprise).
Not suspiciously at all, Max slinks to the kitchen, where he finds Michael and Isabel whispering to each other.
"...and you said the new symbol looks like a ___ inside a ___?" Isabel hissed.
"That`s what I said, isn`t it? Don`t you believe me?" Michael replied, ___.
"I thought we had decided not to keep secrets from each other anymore," Max broke in.
"Isabel, wasn`t it you who said we were all acting like ___ who couldn`t trust their own right ___?"
Not waiting for an answer, Max went him upstairs to find Liz.
Their faces are drawn ___ together, and soon they are like two ___ in a ___.
Liz breaks away, gasping, "Max, I saw something. Something really ___."
"What was it?"
"It`s hard to describe. I was in a ___. Everything around me was ___ and ___. And then I saw a ___."
They quickly shared a meaningful, too-long, too-dramatic look, and broke apart from each other to go and to find the others.
Liz writes in her diary
VOICEOVER: I`m Liz Parker, and I`m still so ___ after what happened last night at the ___. I still can`t believe something so ___ happened to ___`s ___.
What did it mean when the ___ fell down and started ___ right there in front of us? I know Max thinks it was a sign we should be more careful, but Isabel couldn`t stop talking about how ___ it was, and I`m starting to agree with her.
And it was so dark ___, ___ glowing as it sat there near Michael`s ___.
And speaking of Michael -- I mean, I want to be a good friend to both Maria and Michael, but when Michael said, "Maybe the problem isn`t that I can`t ___ with you, maybe the problem is that I need to ___ the ___ on my own first."
I could see how hurt Maria was. But I could also see how ___ Michael was -- inside. You could see it in his face, the way he held his ___. And I just stood there, unable to ___, feeling ___.
I really hope they can work things out, and that Maria will be able to rely on Michael the way I know I`ll always be able to count on Max.
Liz chews on her pencil, looking ___ up at the sky.
Isabel was disoriented, suddenly finding herself amongst the ___ sands and rocks of the New Mexico desert. She was wearing a ___ top and a close-fitting pair of capri pants.
And the disturbing thing was, she was sure she didn`t own a pair of capri pants.
A stark wind blew a ___ past her, and she watched as it bounced ___ over the symbols surrounding her. She thought to herself, "I should probably take a look at these symbols and try to remember them." But just as she started to ___ them, she felt a tap on her ___. Surely this would be ___. I mean, at this point, who else could it be?
She turned, and was ___ to see it was someone she didn`t recognize.
"I do not wear the cheese, the cheese wears me," said a rotund, balding man.
"What does that even mean?" Isabel asked him, ___.
But just as quickly as he`d appeared, he disappeared again.
She whirled around, asking, "What now?" But there was no one there.
"Isabel, this is Maria. And if you think you came to your ___ dream world to conceive some alien baby with my boyfriend, you`ve got another ___ coming. You may be able to flip that long, ___ hair of yours around and shake your ___ at him, but I`ve got enough lip gloss to last me awhile, and I`m not afraid to use it."
"Are you done now?"
"Well, no, actually. I was also wondering..."
"Yes?" There was a long pause as Maria cleared her throat ___ a few times. "Maria, could you hurry up, please? I`m getting bored."
"Listen, I`ve never been a disembodied voice before, and I`m a little nervous. So if you could have a little compassion here..."
"Okay, really, I was wondering if you have the answers to the ___ homework. If I don`t turn in this assignment, well, I don`t know what will happen to me."
Isabel rolled her eyes. Everything was always an emergency.
Paying a visit to River Dog
They all gathered together in the ___, looking at each other ___. Isabel secretly felt ___, sure she was the only one who was merely ___ about the rain which ___ down on them.
Maria hugged her arms across her chest, half ___ and half ___. She looked over at Michael, standing alone and fingering the ___ they`d found at the ___, which River Dog had asked them to bring.
"I`m not so sure this was such a ___ idea," Max said, clearly to no one in particular. Well, clear to everyone except Michael.
"Why don`t you just admit it, Maximillian? You hate being here because it wasn`t your idea. If you weren`t so busy always trying to make people ___ your way, maybe you`d see that sometimes other people have ___ that make sense."
"Michael, you don`t really think that, do you?" Max asked, ___. "You can`t think I`d come all the way here, after you gathered us all together and raved at us like a ___ ___, if I didn`t trust you."
"You know what, Maxwell?" Michael replied, his eyes ___. The only thing I`m sure of is you having to be in charge all the time. You always have to be the King ___."
"That`s not true," Max protested, ___.
"Max? It is true," Isabel said, in her usual no-nonsense way. "But usually, it`s in a good way." She saw how ___ it made him feel, and wasn`t sure what to do. She walked over to him, patting him ___ on his ___, although she was obviously uncomfortable doing so.
"Let`s just see what River Dog does with what we`ve brought him, and how he uses it with the <-> he told you about," Max said, ___.
"This ritual will not work as long as you are all fighting like ___ and ___," River Dog said, ___ appearing out of the blue. "You will all have to come back another day. I am sorry."
While We Weren't Looking
"I didn`t think you`d meet me here. I was sure you`d think I was ___", said ___.
"I...I don`t think I should have come, either. When I was leaving my room, I accidentally ___ my ___ on the floor. It seemed like a ___ sign, but I came anyway," replied ___.
"Listen, I know it`s ___, but hear me out. I think things could really work between us," he said, ___.
She just looked back at him, not sure if he was ___ or just crazy.
___ walked into the ___, wary of the darkness, but even more wary of ___.
"Why could you possibly have wanted to see me?" she asked.
"I think ___ and ___ are talking about dating."
"No! That`s not possible. It`s positively ___! What are you thinking?"
"I can only tell you what I overheard..."
In yet another location...
___ sat in his kitchen, ___ looking through ___ family photos.
"When did my baby grow up? It seems like just yesterday he was ___ in their crib. And now -- out until all hours, doing goodness knows what. I hope he just keeps in mind what I said when he was young...treat other people as you would ___ your own ___...
Max and Liz go Stargazing
The sky was ___ and filled with millions of ___. Max and Liz were in the back of his Jeep, stretched out on a ___ in each other`s arms.
"It seems we never get to ___ anymore," Liz said. "At least not without the others ___ in."
"I know what you mean," he replied. "It`s like, we have to ___ around, just to be alone. It`s worth it, though."
Liz ___ and snuggled deeper into his ___. She had missed this; this closeness the two of them ___. She would slowly give up a ___ life to be with him. A ___ streaked across the sky and she gasped at the beauty of it. Like it was affirming her decision to keep his secret and continue to search for answers with him.
"Any one of them could be ___," Max thought aloud.
The joy she felt was immediately diminished as Liz realized he could ___ her. If he found a way to get back to his ___, he would take it. How could he not? She would never deny him that experience, but she knew he wouldn`t come back. She would never see him again.
"Yeah," she muttered. "Any of them."
Max had felt her tense in his ___, and knew exactly what she was thinking.
"Hey," he said ___ in her ear. "I`m still here. We`re not gone yet."
Liz smiled at his attempt to cheer her up and nodded.
"No," she agreed. "Not yet."
Congresswoman Whitaker interviews Liz
"So, Miss Parker, why do you want to work for me?"
"Well, Congresswoman, I`ve always been ___ in Politics. Actually, except for Science, which is what I was interested in last season."
"I see. What ___ skills could you bring to the job?"
"Well, I served a lot of Alien ___ Saucer Specials and poured a lot of Men in Black ___. And I can ___ balance a ___ headband on my head."
"I will need you to get me coffee from time to time. So I suppose your skills, while ___, might be relevant to the job. I was really hoping you had some prior experience filing ___ or answering the ___."
"I`m sure I`ll get the hang of it, Congresswoman. I once had to ___ a ___ with a ___ in Biology class. I think if I can figure that out, I can do anything with a little practice and ___ grease."
"There might be a lot of late ___. Do you think you can stay ___ and diligent even after a ___ day of school?"
"I don`t see it being a problem," Liz answered. She hadn`t been sleeping very well lately anyway. Every time she went to sleep, she started to dream about a ___ ___ around her, and she wasn`t at all sure what it meant. If things were different, she`d have asked Max about it, but...it was important to put that behind her now.
Jim Valenti Keeps Busy After Getting Fired
After finishing the ___ he`d been working on, Jim decided he`d really always wanted to do was learn to speak ___. But while he was ___ to the mall to buy a Berlitz learn-while-you-sleep tape, he realized it had been a ___ idea all along.
"On the way home, he passed a billboard featuring a ___ picture of a computer and ___ found himself craving to learn more about this ___ Internet thing. Sure, it was a lot of money to ___ when he had no ___, but his common sense seemed to have disappeared.
"He got his new prize home and set it up on the ___ he`d made with his own two ___. He called ___ to help him connect to the internet, and although they looked at him ___ when they saw his new toy, soon he was set loose on the Web.
"Hours later, he found himself in a chat room, trying to figure out why everyone seemed to be typing numbers where letters were supposed to be and mispelling everything. Someone who called herself ___ asked him a question. It took him awhile to hunt and peck his way around the keyboard to enter his response, "I`m wearing a ___ shirt and a pair ___ ___, but why would you want to know that?
"Kyle and Tess ___ through the front door, Tess giggling as Kyle`s ___ turned bright ___.
"I didn`t mean to embarrass you, really, but I wasn`t expecting you to really believe you could move ___ with the power of your mind," Tess said, still laughing.
"They both stopped when they saw the elder Valenti in front of the new computer, even more ___ than when they`d found him doing woodwork the day before. Kyle circled around his dad, noticing there were at least ___ windows open, some of them featuring ___ frog cartoons, and the rest of them seemed to be spoilers for ___, a show Kyle didn`t even think his dad watched.
"Dad...?" Kyle asked, ___, pointing at the computer.
"Uhh, look what I bought for you two to help you with...your homework?" his dad replied.
"Oh, I don`t even need ___ alien powers to tell how much of a lie that is," Tess said, and then rumpled Jim Valenti`s hair before flouncing into the kitchen to get a snack.
"Hey, can you get the ___ scores on this thing?" asked Kyle.
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Max ___ into the Crashdown. "Listen everyone," he ___. "We have a ___ ___!"
<-> rolled her ___. "You are so ___," she said.
___ came forward, his ___ ___. "What is going on?" he ___.
Max looked around ___. "I just saw a ___ ___," he said. "It was ___ just outside ___."
___ shook his head. "What does it mean?" he asked.
"This is bad," ___ said. "What if someone is trying to leave us a ___ sign?" she said. "It could be ___."
Just then the door swung open and in ___ a ___ ___.
"Howdy, you ___ aliens," he greeted ___. "Didn't you get the ___ message I left? It was an invitation to ___ with me at the ___.
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